Thursday, May 28, 2015

The perfect hostess

One day of poor concentration and difficulty with problem-solving: Isolated incident or symptom of early-onset Alzheimer's?

One very bad photograph, taken at 7:30 AM after a night of very fitful sleep: Isolated incident or proof that the irreversible descent into hideousness has already occurred?

Yes, the inside of my head is a non-stop party, and you're invited.  If you're smart, you'll send your regrets, claiming a prior commitment.  Meanwhile, I'll replenish the snacks and send one of these other poor suckers out to make a beer run.  Trust me, we'll need it.

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