Things that I didn't feel like doing today, but did anyway

1. Got out of bed
2. Showered
3. Got dressed, in real clothes
4. Went to Mass
5. Cooked breakfast
6. Cleaned up breakfast
7. Went for a walk 
8. Came in from my walk
9. Cleaned my dirty kitchen counters
10. Cleaned my really dirty kitchen floor
11. Remained upright
12. Converted oxygen into carbon dioxide

A good day's work, all things considered.