LOL People

The Internet is capable of doing strange things, isn't it? I want a cat now.  My feelings re cats used to be just north of dislike, just south of indifference.  Now, I can't stop taking imaginary pictures of my imaginary cats, and captioning them with hilarious lolcat-speak captions.  My Google search history is filled with cat breeds, how to train a cat, how to bathe a cat, and of course, cat videos.  And hypoallergenic cats--because I'm fully allergic to cats, but that apparently isn't any reason at all not to run out and adopt a cat.  I can haz Benadryl.  Whatever.