Claire Dalton Pak (parenthetical)

You say "run-on sentence" like it's a bad thing.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Free Advice

Before researching treatment and surgery options for the cataracts that you're certain you have, maybe take out your contact lenses and clean them.

on January 08, 2014

Email This BlogThis!Share to X Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest

Labels: Breathing into a Paper Bag, Fathead Revisited, Is There Such A Thing as Mildly Obsessive/Somewhat Compulsive Disorder?, Worst Case Scenario as a Default Option

1 comment:

dguzmanJanuary 24, 2014 at 5:16 PM
Just tryin' to be helpful, right?
ReplyDelete
Replies

Newer Post Older Post Home

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

I read and I write. I don't do that much else.

Claire: I still own the film rights, and I'm working on the sequel.

View my complete profile

Blog Archive

Labels

A Day in the Life Books Bilge Served Daily Breathing into a Paper Bag Fathead Revisited Brave New World Movies Incompetent Punditry Is There Such A Thing as Mildly Obsessive/Somewhat Compulsive Disorder? Blogging about Blogging Writing about Writing Back in the USSR Wild Kingdom Rare Mention of Current Events TV Hockey is for Everyone Borrowing Trouble at High Rates of Interest Worst Case Scenario as a Default Option Songs Whose Lyrics I Wish I had Written Gratuitous Tagging Music Solid State Radio WFH Biblical Plagues Frog and Toad Really Are Friends Sticking it to the Man I Crack Myself Up Call the Exterminator Paper Chase Pro-Life Rare Pop Culture References Really Rare Mention of NFL Football 16th Century Flame Wars Incompetent Birdwatching Incompetent Theology Meta Seoul Man What was I Thinking Part 10 Million On the RPM Art Avoiding the Cromwells Wodehouse References Counter-Reformation Dickens References ATP is a Nucleotide Cavaliers vs. Roundheads Polyglot (Not) Vanity of Vanities Bob Newhart is Awesome Get a Calendar You Overfed Rodent Mailbag Ow Pumpkin Spice is a Hate Crime Against Coffee Respect My Authori-tay See What I Did There? Worst Case Scenario as a Default Op Jokes Held Together with Spit and Glue Maybe Read the Label First Scrambled Eggs are Better than Omelets The Cutting Edge of a Butter Knife This Country Went Downhill the Day We Let the Protists Get the Upper Hand Unsolicited Advice

Report Abuse

Search for something. Good luck with that.

Home

All text copyright Claire Dalton Pak unless otherwise noted. If I didn't write it, I'll tell you. . Simple theme. Powered by Blogger.