I learn something new every day

1. For example, there's a reason why wooden spoons shouldn't go in the dishwasher. 
2. The heating element in a dishwasher gets very hot.  
3. Even wet wood will burn. 
4. I don't handle computer- or technology-related stress very well at all. 
5. Psych.  I already knew that. 
6. Seriously, I completely lose my already-tenuous grip on reason when my computer does something that I don't want it to do. 
7. Anyway, at least the house hasn't burned down. 
8. Yet.